Coldbow Podcast - Episodes Tagged with “Movies”

Summer Cinema 2025

Coldbow Productions — Tue, 01 Jul 2025 09:00:00 -0600

In this episode Jake, Chris, Scott, and Troy sit down to talk about the upcoming summer movie slate. From 28 Years Later and F1 to Jurassic World, Superman, and Fantastic 4, the guys break down what they’re excited about — and what looks like a total mess.

They also touch on sequels like The Naked Gun and Happy Gilmore 2, and have a surprising amount to say about the long-overdue comeback of actual comedy in theaters. It’s casual, a little inappropriate, and packed with opinions no one asked for.

History in Music Podcast

Scott
Troy
Jake
Chris
Reese

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I'm Not Scared, You're Scared!

Coldbow Productions — Fri, 21 Oct 2022 07:00:00 -0600

All Hallow's Eve is upon us! And the Coldbro's want to make sure you are in the Halloween spirit. We recommend scary movies to each other that the other has never seen before! Mwahahaha...

Scott chose for Reese the 1996 Thriller Fear, staring Mark Wahlberg and Reese Witherspoon.
Reese chose for Chris the 2015 instant classic It Follows.
Chris chose for Troy the Netflix hit series The Haunting of Hill House.
and Troy chose for Scott the sequel to the all time great The Shining, Doctor Sleep.

Listen in to find out if we liked our assigned movies, and more importantly. if they scared us!

Episode Notes:

16:42 Topic Start
21:16 Fear
32:41 It Follows
43:27 Hunting of Hill House
1:03:43 Doctor Sleep

History in Music Podcast

Scott
Troy
Jake
Chris
Reese

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How Much Privacy Are Celebrities Owed?

Coldbow Productions — Sat, 04 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0600

The Price of fame seems to come at the cost of your privacy. Which begs the question. How much privacy is owed to a person who lives in the limelight?

As celebrities (LMAO) the Coldbros feel they have the right to weigh in on this very topic. We discuss Paparazzi, Content stealing. Legalities of taking pictures, and the hypocrisy that some celebrities show about this very topic.

We chat about the upcoming HBO Max show The Prince and how this is relevant to our topic today

Also; Jake made us watch the worst movie I have ever seen. The Foot Fist Way! Starring Danny McBride. And let me tell you. This movie was utter $%^&

If this movie was on fire I wouldn't even piss on it to put it out.... Hope you enjoy!

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Is This The End Of The DCEU?

Coldbow Productions — Fri, 20 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0600

If you were a super-villain, what powers would you have in order to carry out your dastardly plans? Also, in what way would you like to be unceremoniously killed?

These are the big questions the Coldbros have after watching The Suicide Squad by James Gunn.

Oh yeah, also - Is this the end of the DCEU?

The Suicide Squad is a hit with critics and audiences, but it's box office numbers aren't good. At all.
Why?
Will this make WB do what WB does and panic? What does this mean for the future of the DCEU? Let's discuss it!

Speaking of films - what are some of your favorite movie memories? And why is it Jurassic Park?

Scott
Troy
Jake
Chris

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ScarJo Lawsuit & Modern Comedies

Coldbow Productions — Fri, 13 Aug 2021 07:00:00 -0600

Scarlet Johannsson is suing Disney!! Crazy, right? Hollywood is in big trouble right now and we are here to point and laugh at them! Ready for some more hot takes? We got a big steeping pile of hot takes for you! #TeamScarjo

We also discuss the condition of Modern day Comedies in film. What are your favorites? Are they even funny? do they even exist anymore!?!?!!??!

There aint to stopping this Cold Train we are on. Buckle up for the ride!

Austrailian Swim Coach: https://twitter.com/WillBrinson/status/1419485806473908227
Nathan Zed the Death of Comedy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5cxlMn9xsM

3rd Annual ColdBow Awards Show - Part 2

Coldbow Productions — Mon, 15 Feb 2021 07:00:00 -0700

Part 2 is here! Listen now for the exciting conclusion of the Coldbow Podcast awards. Who will win the award for having the most scandalous cancellation? What had the most delightful Music? What thing will have the prestigious honor of being crowned the thing of the year!?
Will little Orphan Annie remember to drink her Ovaltine!!?

Time stamps:
2:47 - Best cast reunion over Zoom.
19:00 - Best celebrity project/podcast that came out in 2020.
39:48 - Favorite famous person(s) who was cancelled in 2020.
57:40 - Thing you started this year that you should have started years ago....award.
1:22:50 - Best Musical score from anything!
1:38:40 - Movie we wanted to see in 2020 but was delayed due to Covid.
1:51:10 - TOTY (Thing of the year!)

Troy, Jake, Chris, & Scott tackle the historical terrible year of 2020 - and give out awards. Cobra Kai never dies!

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3rd Annual ColdBow Awards Show - Part 1

Coldbow Productions — Mon, 08 Feb 2021 07:00:00 -0700

We are back Bay-Bay!! After the 100 year hiatus that we took in the Summer of 2020 the ColdBros are finally back for the 3rd annual ColdBow awards. We have a few classic categories returning like Man Crush Monday, Woman Crush Wednesday, and Best Sandwich in a movie (not really). And a few new categories that are a bit more topical like Best TV show you binge watched during quarantine, and Terrible show that you binge watched anyway because quaratine! 2020 was a rough year folks, leave the past behind ya. Hakuna Matata.
Join us here and now in 2021. Who knows, we might even make you laugh along the way. I mean we think that we are Hilarious!
Troy, Jake, Chris, & Scott tackle the historical terrible year of 2020 - and give out awards. Madonna eat your heart out.

Time Stamps:
3:35 - Cringiest Celebryity PSA.
17:00 - Best show we binge-watched while quarantining.
35:40 - Worst show we binge watched while quarantining.
56:05 - Man Crush Monday.
69:00 - Woman Crush Wednesday.
81:57 - Villian of the year
102:40 Hero of the year

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2nd Annual ColdBow Awards Show - Part 1

Coldbow Productions — Sun, 01 Mar 2020 22:00:00 -0700

Topics & Nominations:

Best TV Show
Don't Fk With Cats
Chernobyl
Mr Robot
Barry

Best Song/Music
Lego Movie 2
Rocketman
Yesterday

Biggest Bummer
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
Game of Thrones
Tolkien
Glass

Villain of the Year
Disney
Joker
Mysterio

*Best Moment of Sudden Violence *
John Wick Knife Fight
Ending of Once Upon A Time in Hollywood
Punisher Gym Fight
Joker Subway scene

Man Crush 2019
Keanu Reeves
Brad Pitt
Fat Thor
Adam Driver

Best Movie of the Decade
Mad Max: Fury Road
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Mr Robot Season 4 Episode 7
Inception

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Lightsaber Duels

Coldbow Productions — Mon, 16 Dec 2019 06:00:00 -0700

Star Wars is releasing another film, and as such Troy, Jake, Scott, and Chris discuss the best lightsaber duels of all time. What goes into great lightsaber duels? The Coldbros discuss it all. From things like music, setting, inner story arc, outer story arc, acrobatics, use of the force, color of lightsabers, midichlorian count, Jake's impressive impersonation of Padmé - you name it and we've probably discussed it and added it to our criteria.

Have a listen and see if you agree with our picks! Then, go to our Instagram Discussion and leave us a comment and a like and let us know if you agree or disagree with our assessments. Spoiler: Not all of us agree with the final list. In fact, Troy gives a passioned response on his disapproval of number 1.

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Joker vs Pennywise

Coldbow Productions — Tue, 10 Sep 2019 21:00:00 -0600

Why are clowns so popular? What is it about those pale white faces, and creepy permanent smiles that makes such compelling characters? With the release of It chapter 2 this weekend and the positive buzz of Joker, the Coldbros have decided to chat about all things Clown. Are they scary? Are they funny? How do they fit so many in one car? What emotion are they really feeling behind that makeup facade? Why so serious? Beep beep Richy....

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Mount Rushmore: Mad Max Fury Road

Coldbow Productions — Sat, 29 Jun 2019 14:00:00 -0600

"OH, WHAT A DAY, WHAT A LOVELY DAY!!!"

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) Is considered a cinematic masterpiece to some, and to others its just a crazy movie with a long car chase. 50% of us has never seen Fury Road before (one watched it on his laptop at work...so that doesn't really count) and the other 50% worship the shiny-metal-chrome $#*& out of Fury Road. This V8 engine of an adrenaline ride captivates it's audience right from the start, and hauls ass all the way to the finish line.

But with that being said, does Mad Max: Fury Road belong on the tippy-top of the Coldbros movie list, the incredibly hallowed and revered "Mt Rushmore? Download now to find out, this episode is not mediocre.....WITNESS!!

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Second Chance: Mortal Kombat (movie)

Coldbow Productions — Fri, 17 May 2019 12:00:00 -0600

It was the early 90's. Most kids were playing video games on the SNES or the Sega Genesis. One game came along and rocked everyone's world. That video game was even the catalyst that started rating video games like films because of its violence. Apparently parents didn't like seeing people fighting to the death and being impaled by spikes? The video game they were referring to was Mortal Kombat. Not long after the game had 2-3 versions, they made a film. It had a great soundtrack, decent choreography, terrible CGI, and amazing sets and locations, but ultimately it's considered a terrible movie. Now, Mortal Kombat 11 is out and it got the guys thinking... does the 1995 film deserve a second chance? Was it terrible on purpose? Listen to the Coldbros and decide for yourself.

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Mount Rushmore: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Coldbow Productions — Tue, 07 May 2019 08:00:00 -0600

We're here and we're starting another brand new segment one the Codbow Podcast! Let us introduce you to Coldbow's Mt. Rushmore! The Coldbros are watching a movie that is very special to one of them, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. This movie is directed by and stars Ben Stiller and is a remake of the Danny Kaye classic. Give us a listen and see what we thought about this movie that was generally panned by the critics.

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Fast and Furious Stack with Guest Jenny Gray

Coldbow Productions — Fri, 19 Apr 2019 12:00:00 -0600

The Fast and Furious movies are very polarizing and the Bro's just watched every one of them, some watched begrudgingly. Professed Fast and Furious super-fan, Jenny Gray, joins us on this episode as she converts the guys to the franchise and tells us "it's okay to like these movies." So sit down, hold tight, and Fast-ten your seat belt. This one is going to be a long bumpy ride!

Here are some times to hear our take on each movie:
2 Fast 2 Furious (2) - 14:32
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (3) - 22:10
The Fate of the Furious (8) - 32:14
Fast & Furious 6 - 48:08
Fast & Furious (4) - 1:02:28
Furious 7 - 1:16:55
The Fast and the Furious (1) - 1:34:05
Fast Five (5) - 1:49:32

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Shootout

Coldbow Productions — Fri, 15 Mar 2019 13:00:00 -0600

The ColdBros Troy, Scott, Jake, and Chris discuss the GOAT Shootout scene in film. Is it a Western film? Sci-fi film? Gangster film? Vigilante film? Superhero film? Cop film? Assassin film? Either way there's violence, blood, guns, and bullets. Have a listen and see if your top shootout in cinema matches ours.

Here is a link to watch videos of our picks:
https://www.coldbow.com/articles/shootouts

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Steve Martin

Coldbow Productions — Fri, 08 Mar 2019 09:00:00 -0700

Steve Martin is one of the greatest comedians OF ALL TIME. That's the reason why The ColdBro's have such a difficult time trying to decide what his greatest movie OF ALL TIME is. And as everyone knows, once the Coldbros speak it into the cosmos, it might as well be written in stone. That silver haired pink panther has graced small and silver screens all across the world. He has worked with many other greats like John Candy, Diane Keaton, Michael Caine, Chevy Chase, and of course his BFF Martin Short. Watch his movies and have a listen to our episode and see if your picks match ours!

Also in this episode, an unexpected farewell to an extremely valuable member of the ColdBow community.

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